Sjana Earp
this is where both my motivation and procrastination comes from
She wasn’t a waste but she wasn’t needed either
She wasn’t ugly but she’s wasn’t pretty either
She wasn’t fat but she wasn’t skinny either
She wasn’t dumb but she wasn’t smart either
She wondered, what was she?
I WANT
to wear oversized clothes and still look tiny.
to sit on people’s laps with no effort
to post thinspo pics
to have a flat stomach
to have tiny arms
to have a thin face
to wear thigh high socks
to be confident in my own skin
TO BE MY OWN THINSPO
Yes yes yES
No boobs? Damn. Grow some. Boobs? Cover yourself. You’re so vulgar. No ass? Everyone will laugh at you for it. Ass? Well, better cover yourself cause you don’t wanna draw attention to that booty, right? Short? You need to wear those heels. Tall? Damn. You cannot be taller than men. Also, never wear heels. Skinny? Gotta gain weigh cause no one likes bones. Chubby? Eat healthy!!!! Nobody likes fat bitches. You like makeup? Hell no. Taking you swimming on the first date. No makeup? Please, take care of yourself. Don’t be so lazy.
We, women, are constantly shamed for everything so we, as well, might do whatever we want.
People can joke w/ me that I’m skinny and I’m not offended, but I can’t joke with people in the same manner for being fat
A few hundred years ago, people were fat because they could afford it. Now people are fat becuase they cant afford to be skinny
• you honestly can’t remember the last time you liked the way you look
• fasting makes you happy
• you believe the only way someone will ever love you is if you’re skinny
• 2017 is going to be the year you finally achieve your goal
• water is your best friend
french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked
chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.
English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy
Turkish Recipes: This will either be very oily, very salty, or very sweet, but always tasty. Also, fuck pork.
Dutch recipes: Just mash everything you see together. Potatoes? MASH IT. Vegetables? MASH IT. Cheese? MASH IT. There you go, stamppot.
Southeast Asian recipes: if you didn’t learn this sitting in a circle with a half dozen of your female relatives then you’re fucked.
Southern US recipes: throw it in a pot with two sticks of butter and a whole container of salt. good job.
Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?
i will always support this post
@mooserattler back on my dash!
Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???
I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.
HOLLA i get like 746 asks per week about bullet journals so i thought i would compile a bunch of resources here 4 u lovely people ~ these are for the people who have never heard about bullet journaling, for the people that want to try it, or for the people who have been doing it for months :]
tutorial set ups
cute spread insp
page/list ideas
other jounals
+ masterposts
hope this helped!!! i also have study ig and yt channel! xoxo sareena